Welcome back. I hope that you are traveling the way of the programmer,
making a habit of writing reference diagrams,
choosing good variable names,
and training yourself to recognize the telltale markings of an accumulation problem.
Above all, practice programming.
To borrow and horribly mangle a quote from Mahatma Gandhi,
''There is no way to programming.
Programming is the way.''
I didn't find a great joke for you,
so I'm going to give you just a random pun verse that I've always enjoyed.
"One-One was one race horse.
Two-Two was one too,
One-One won one race.
Two-Two won one too."